This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Snake Shirt
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Snakes are elongated, limbless reptiles of the suborder Serpentes with approximately 3,700 described species found on every continent except Antarctica. They evolved from lizard ancestors and have lost their external limbs through a process evidenced by vestigial pelvic and leg bones still present in boas and pythons. Snakes are entirely carnivorous and swallow prey whole, made possible by highly flexible jaws - the two halves of the lower jaw are connected by an elastic ligament rather than fused, and multiple joints allow the mouth to open wider than the head. Snakes detect the world primarily through chemical sensing using the Jacobson's organ in the roof of the mouth, flicking the forked tongue to collect scent particles. Infrared-sensitive pit organs in vipers, pythons, and boas allow detection of warm-blooded prey in complete darkness. This tee puts a bold snake print on soft cotton for anyone who wants to represent this limbless reptile in human disguise.
Cut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The snake costume print is applied at high resolution so the scale pattern and reptile silhouette come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.
This tee works for snake keepers, reptile fans, and anyone who finds the snake's jaw anatomy one of the more mechanically specific adaptations in vertebrate biology. It suits casual everyday wear, reptile events, and any occasion where snake identity is worth expressing on a shirt.
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. Durable enough for regular use without fading.
Order yours and confirm the snake identity today.
Washing:
- Turn the T-shirt inside out before washing.
- Wash in cold water (30°C or below).
- Use a mild detergent.
- Wash with similar colors.
- Avoid bleach or strong stain removers directly on the print.
Avoid:
- Do not scrub or brush directly on the printed area.
- Do not use harsh chemicals.
- Avoid heavy washing cycles.
Drying:
- Air dry for best results.
- If using a dryer, choose low heat.
- Do not wring the shirt aggressively.
Ironing:
- Turn the shirt inside out before ironing.
- Never iron directly on the print.
- Use low to medium heat.
- You can place a cloth over the print if ironing on the front.
Storage:
- Store folded or hung properly.
- Avoid long exposure to direct sunlight (prevents fading).
Returns
- Timeframe: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to return your item(s).
- Condition: Items must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags intact.
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Contact us at hello@gooddszeei.com with your order number and reason for return.
We’ll provide a return shipping label (if applicable) or instructions for sending the item back.
Once we receive and inspect the item, we’ll notify you about the approval of your return.
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- Non-Returnable Items: Custom-designed products, gift cards, or items marked as final sale are non-returnable.
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If your item arrives damaged or defective, please reach out within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll replace it free of charge or issue a full refund, including shipping costs.
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