This Is My Human Costume I'm Really Poison Ivy T-Shirt
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Poison ivy is one of the most effective contact allergens in North America - a climbing vine and low shrub that produces urushiol, an oily resin that causes a delayed hypersensitivity reaction in the majority of people who touch it, resulting in an intensely itchy, blistering rash that takes one to three weeks to resolve completely. It can be identified by the three-leaflet arrangement that has generated the identification rhyme, but the rhyme fails when the plant is in its juvenile form, dormant, or growing in unusual conditions. Urushiol remains active on the plant for years after it dies and can be transferred on clothing, tools, and pet fur without immediate detection. Wearing a human costume while carrying this chemistry is a considered social strategy, and this tee makes the actual identity transparent.
Cut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The poison ivy print is applied at high resolution so the characteristic three-leaflet form comes through accurately and stays vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.
This tee works for botany fans, outdoor enthusiasts, hikers who have had the urushiol experience at least once, and anyone who considers knowing your contact allergens a practical form of nature literacy. It suits casual everyday wear and any situation where poison ivy identity is appropriate on a shirt.
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. Durable enough for regular use without fading.
Order yours and confirm the poison ivy identity today.
Washing:
- Turn the T-shirt inside out before washing.
- Wash in cold water (30°C or below).
- Use a mild detergent.
- Wash with similar colors.
- Avoid bleach or strong stain removers directly on the print.
Avoid:
- Do not scrub or brush directly on the printed area.
- Do not use harsh chemicals.
- Avoid heavy washing cycles.
Drying:
- Air dry for best results.
- If using a dryer, choose low heat.
- Do not wring the shirt aggressively.
Ironing:
- Turn the shirt inside out before ironing.
- Never iron directly on the print.
- Use low to medium heat.
- You can place a cloth over the print if ironing on the front.
Storage:
- Store folded or hung properly.
- Avoid long exposure to direct sunlight (prevents fading).
Returns
- Timeframe: You have 30 days from the date of delivery to return your item(s).
- Condition: Items must be unused, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags intact.
- Process:
Contact us at hello@gooddszeei.com with your order number and reason for return.
We’ll provide a return shipping label (if applicable) or instructions for sending the item back.
Once we receive and inspect the item, we’ll notify you about the approval of your return.
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- Eligibility: Refunds are issued for the original purchase price (excluding original shipping costs) once the return is approved.
- Timeline: Refunds will be processed within 7-10 business days to your original payment method.
- Non-Returnable Items: Custom-designed products, gift cards, or items marked as final sale are non-returnable.
Damaged or Defective Items
If your item arrives damaged or defective, please reach out within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll replace it free of charge or issue a full refund, including shipping costs.
Shipping Costs
- Returns for non-defective items are at the customer’s expense unless otherwise stated.
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How do I wash and care for my T-shirt?
Turn your T-shirt inside out, wash in cold water, and avoid using bleach. Hang to dry or tumble dry on low for best results.
Are the animal prints fade-resistant?
Yes! Our prints use high-quality inks and printing techniques that resist fading even after multiple washes.
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Absolutely! We offer fast and reliable delivery all over Australia, including rural areas.
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