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Crafted from premium ringspun cotton with a soft hand-feel, the tee features a classic unisex fit with taped neckline, double-needle stitched sleeves and hem, and a ribbed crew collar that holds its shape through endless wear. The breathable midweight fabric is comfortable enough for lazy weekends in bed with your ball python and structured enough for reptile expos, herp society meetups, and pet store runs.
Eco-friendly water-based inks press directly into the fabric, creating a smooth, vintage-soft graphic that resists cracking, peeling, and fading wear after wear. Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low or hang dry, and skip bleach and fabric softener to keep the bold typography looking sharp through years of wash cycles.
Available in a moody, reptile-keeper-approved color palette, this snake lover shirt pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or pajama pants for herp expo weekends, snake handling sessions, vet visits, or simply lounging at home with your scaly companions. A clever, gift-ready tee for python parents, corn snake collectors, and reptile lovers everywhere.
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Last Updated: October 25, 2025
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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| Width, cm | 40.64 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.30 | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Each gooddszeei T-shirt features vibrant, high-quality animal-inspired prints designed with creativity and comfort in mind. Our designs are exclusive and not mass-produced, so you’ll always stand out.
We use premium 100% cotton or cotton-blend fabrics that are soft, breathable, and durable — perfect for everyday wear in the Australian climate.
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Turn your T-shirt inside out, wash in cold water, and avoid using bleach. Hang to dry or tumble dry on low for best results.
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