This Is My Human Costume I'm Really A Fly T-Shirt
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True flies - the order Diptera - comprise over 150,000 described species, making them one of the largest insect orders. The defining feature is a single pair of functional wings, with the hindwings reduced to club-shaped halteres that function as gyroscopic stabilisers allowing the precise three-dimensional flight control that makes flies so difficult to swat. The housefly has compound eyes covering most of the head, providing nearly 360-degree vision with fast motion detection. Flies are among the most important pollinators after bees in many ecosystems and are primary decomposers of organic matter. The fly identity, maintained beneath a human costume, is an efficient choice for operating in environments where having compound eyes, haltere-assisted flight, and proboscis-based feeding would raise questions, and this tee confirms the actual form clearly.
Cut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The fly print is applied at high resolution so the compound eye structure and wing detail come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.
This tee works for fly enthusiasts, entomology fans, and anyone who finds the haltere flight stabilisation system one of the more underappreciated engineering solutions in invertebrate biology. It suits casual everyday wear, science events, and any situation where the fly identity is the right costume to confirm.
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. Durable enough for regular use without fading.
Order yours and confirm the fly identity today.
Washing:
- Turn the T-shirt inside out before washing.
- Wash in cold water (30°C or below).
- Use a mild detergent.
- Wash with similar colors.
- Avoid bleach or strong stain removers directly on the print.
Avoid:
- Do not scrub or brush directly on the printed area.
- Do not use harsh chemicals.
- Avoid heavy washing cycles.
Drying:
- Air dry for best results.
- If using a dryer, choose low heat.
- Do not wring the shirt aggressively.
Ironing:
- Turn the shirt inside out before ironing.
- Never iron directly on the print.
- Use low to medium heat.
- You can place a cloth over the print if ironing on the front.
Storage:
- Store folded or hung properly.
- Avoid long exposure to direct sunlight (prevents fading).
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Contact us at hello@gooddszeei.com with your order number and reason for return.
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If your item arrives damaged or defective, please reach out within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue. We’ll replace it free of charge or issue a full refund, including shipping costs.
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