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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Boxer T-Shirt
The Boxer is a medium to large dog developed in Germany in the late nineteenth century from crosses between the now-extinct Bullenbeisser and the Old English Bulldog - a strong, square-headed breed originally used for hunting large game and guarding. It is characterised by...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Bunny T-Shirt
Domestic rabbits are among the most widely kept small pets worldwide - descended from the European wild rabbit, selectively bred into over 50 recognised breeds varying from the tiny Netherland Dwarf at under a kilogram to the Flemish Giant reaching over 10 kilograms. They...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Cat Shirt
The combination of wine and cat companionship represents a specific evening configuration that cat owners commonly describe as among the more reliable forms of low-effort recreation - a glass of wine for the human, a cat settled on the lap or nearby, and an...- £21.79
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I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Chicken Funny Tee
Sum up the perfect evening with this I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Chicken tee, the ideal wearable mantra for backyard chicken keepers and hobby homesteaders who know nothing beats a glass of red and a chatty hen on your lap....- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Cocker Spaniel T-Shirt
The Cocker Spaniel exists in two distinct breeds - the English Cocker Spaniel and the American Cocker Spaniel, which diverged after American breeders developed a distinct type in the early twentieth century. Both are descended from spaniels used for flushing woodcock from dense cover...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Dalmatian T-Shirt
The Dalmatian is a large, distinctively spotted dog breed with origins that are historically debated but associated with the Dalmatia region of Croatia, where early examples are depicted in church paintings from the seventeenth century. It is the only dog breed known to produce...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Doberman T-Shirt
The Dobermann - developed in Apolda, Germany in the 1880s by tax collector Karl Friedrich Louis Dobermann, who had access to the local dog pound and selected dogs from unknown mixed stock for a specific combination of intelligence, loyalty, speed, and intimidating appearance -...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Dog T-Shirt
Dogs have been domesticated from wolves for an estimated 15,000 to 40,000 years, making the human-dog relationship one of the oldest interspecies partnerships in recorded history. The specific neurobiology of this relationship includes mutual release of oxytocin - the bonding hormone - during eye...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Duck Shirt
Ducks have been domesticated from the mallard and the Muscovy duck for at least two thousand years, with evidence of duck keeping in China going back to antiquity. Most domestic duck breeds, including the popular Pekin duck, descend from the mallard, while the Muscovy...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Golden Retriever T-Shirt
The Golden Retriever was developed in the Scottish Highlands in the 1860s and 1870s by Dudley Marjoribanks, the first Lord Tweedmouth, through a selective breeding programme documented in his studbook - one of the more completely recorded early retriever breed developments. The original aim...- £21.79
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I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Guinea Pig Mug
Sum up your perfect evening with this I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Guinea Pig mug, the ideal wearable mantra for guinea pig parents who know that nothing beats curling up with a glass of red and a wheeking cavy on...- £15.99
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Guinea Pig Shirt
This design celebrates a simple, contented evening - a glass of good wine and the calm company of a guinea pig. Guinea pigs make excellent companions for a relaxed evening at home, because the species is gentle, calm, and content to potter about, nibble...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Hedgehog Shirt
The European hedgehog is an insectivorous mammal found across Europe and Asia, covered by approximately 6,000 to 8,000 keratin spines on the back and sides that are raised in defence when the animal rolls into a ball. Unlike porcupine quills, hedgehog spines are not...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Husky T-Shirt
The Siberian Husky was developed by the Chukchi people of northeastern Siberia over thousands of years as a sled dog capable of pulling light loads at moderate speeds across vast distances in extreme cold. It was introduced to Alaska during the 1908 gold rush...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Pit Bull T-Shirt
The American Pit Bull Terrier is a medium-sized dog descended from nineteenth-century British bull-and-terrier crosses brought to the United States - a dog originally bred for strength and tenacity in work and sport that became, through a century of American ownership, one of the...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Pug T-Shirt
The Pug is one of the oldest dog breeds, with origins in China over 2,000 years ago where it was kept as a lap dog by Chinese emperors, reaching Europe through Dutch traders in the sixteenth century and becoming fashionable in royal households. It...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Rottweiler T-Shirt
The Rottweiler is descended from the Roman drover dogs brought by Roman legions to Rottweil in southern Germany, where they were used for centuries to herd cattle and pull butchers' carts - producing a large, strong working dog known as the Rottweiler Metzgerhund, or...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Turtle T-Shirt
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, distinguished by a bony shell fused to the spine and ribcage that acts as both a protective structure and part of the skeleton. They cannot be removed from their shells, which are living bone covered by keratin...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Yorkie T-Shirt
The Yorkshire Terrier was developed in Yorkshire, England in the nineteenth century from crosses between Scottish terrier breeds brought south by Scottish workers during the Industrial Revolution, initially used for catching rats in textile mills before transitioning rapidly to a fashionable companion dog by...- £21.79
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I Just Want To Eat Pizza And Pet My Guinea Pig Shirt
The combination of pizza consumption and guinea pig company represents a specific evening configuration that guinea pig owners recognise as among the more reliable forms of low-effort enjoyment - pizza ordered for delivery, a guinea pig brought out for floor time on a clean...- £21.79
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