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The claim of not being single because of skunk companionship operates on the same logic as any pet ownership-based relationship status declaration, with the additional specificity that skunk ownership places the owner in a fairly defined category of exotic pet enthusiast. This tee puts that declaration on soft cotton for skunk owners who find the formulation accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The skunk print is applied at high resolution so the stripe pattern and mammal silhouette come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for skunk owners, exotic pet enthusiasts, and anyone who finds the skunk-as-companion relationship status declaration a reasonably accurate description of their domestic situation. It suits casual everyday wear and any occasion where skunk ownership is the relevant personal information to express on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. 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