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Most fascinating of all, modern people of non-African ancestry carry around two percent Neanderthal DNA. This tee puts a bold human-in-a-Neanderthal-costume print on soft cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The Neanderthal costume print is applied at high resolution so the design comes through accurately and stays vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for Neanderthal fans, paleoanthropology enthusiasts, and anyone who finds the sophisticated culture and ancient lineage of the Neanderthals among the more interesting in human prehistory. It suits casual everyday wear, museum visits, and any occasion where Neanderthal appreciation is worth expressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. 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