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Wearing a human costume over a mallard is a reasonable strategy in social settings, and this tee makes the actual species visible for anyone who knows to look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The mallard print is applied at high resolution so the green head and speculum detail come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for mallard fans, birding enthusiasts, duck watchers, and anyone who can identify a mallard in both breeding and eclipse plumage and considers this a useful baseline for waterfowl identification. It suits casual everyday wear, birding events, and any situation where mallard duck identity is appropriate on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. 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