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The mole-like tunnelling lifestyle makes the concept of a gopher in human disguise one of the more underground-to-surface costume transformations available. This tee puts a bold gopher print on soft cotton for anyone who finds that identity compelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The gopher costume print is applied at high resolution so the rodent silhouette comes through accurately and stays vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for gopher fans, wildlife enthusiasts, and anyone who finds the pocket gopher's combination of external cheek pouches and hundreds of metres of personal tunnel one of the more impressive small rodent infrastructure projects in North American soils. It suits casual everyday wear and any occasion where gopher identity is worth expressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. 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