{"product_id":"giraffezilla-tee","title":"Giraffezilla Funny Giant Giraffe Monster Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe giraffe is the tallest living terrestrial animal on Earth, with adult males reaching up to 5.8 metres in height. The neck alone can be up to 1.8 metres long, containing the same seven cervical vertebrae as all other mammals, each greatly elongated. The giraffe's heart must generate approximately double the blood pressure of other large mammals to pump blood up the long neck to the brain, and a complex pressure-regulation system called the rete mirabile prevents blood pressure from spiking dangerously when the giraffe lowers its head to drink. Despite the neck's length, it is too short for a giraffe to reach the ground without splaying or bending its forelegs. Recent genetic analysis has revealed that what was considered one species of giraffe is actually four distinct species with limited interbreeding. The concept of Giraffezilla scales this already exceptionally tall animal to monster proportions, raising the question of how high the rete mirabile system would need to function at skyscraper neck lengths. This tee puts a bold Giraffezilla monster print on soft cotton for giraffe fans and monster movie enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The Giraffezilla print is applied at high resolution so the elongated neck and giant giraffe silhouette come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for giraffe fans, wildlife enthusiasts, monster movie fans, and anyone who finds the Giraffezilla concept a logical escalation from an animal already operating at the biological height limit for terrestrial mammals. It suits casual everyday wear and any occasion where giant giraffe monster appreciation is worth expressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. Durable enough for regular use without fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder yours and confirm the Giraffezilla appreciation today.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gooddszeei","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Unisex XS","offer_id":52064519291219,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexXS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Unisex S","offer_id":52064519323987,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Unisex M","offer_id":52064519356755,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Unisex L","offer_id":52064519389523,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Unisex XL","offer_id":52064519422291,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Unisex XXL","offer_id":52064519455059,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-UnisexXXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Youth S","offer_id":52064519487827,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-YouthS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Youth M","offer_id":52064519520595,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-YouthM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Youth L","offer_id":52064519553363,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-YouthL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Youth XL","offer_id":52064519586131,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-YouthXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Toddler T2","offer_id":52064519618899,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-ToddlerT2","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Toddler T3","offer_id":52064519651667,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-ToddlerT3","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Toddler T4","offer_id":52064519684435,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-ToddlerT4","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Toddler T5","offer_id":52064519717203,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-ToddlerT5","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Toddler T6","offer_id":52064519749971,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-ToddlerT6","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Infant 6M","offer_id":52064519782739,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-Infant6M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Infant 12M","offer_id":52064519815507,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-Infant12M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Infant 18M","offer_id":52064519848275,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-Infant18M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Infant 24M","offer_id":52064519881043,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLACK-Infant24M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex XS","offer_id":52064519913811,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexXS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex S","offer_id":52064519946579,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex M","offer_id":52064519979347,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex L","offer_id":52064520012115,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex XL","offer_id":52064520044883,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Unisex XXL","offer_id":52064520077651,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-UnisexXXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Youth S","offer_id":52064520110419,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-YouthS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Youth M","offer_id":52064520143187,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-YouthM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Youth L","offer_id":52064520175955,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-YouthL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Youth XL","offer_id":52064520208723,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-YouthXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Toddler T2","offer_id":52064520241491,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-ToddlerT2","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Toddler T3","offer_id":52064520274259,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-ToddlerT3","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Toddler T4","offer_id":52064520307027,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-ToddlerT4","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Toddler T5","offer_id":52064520339795,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-ToddlerT5","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Toddler T6","offer_id":52064520372563,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-ToddlerT6","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Infant 6M","offer_id":52064520405331,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-Infant6M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Infant 12M","offer_id":52064520438099,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-Infant12M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Infant 18M","offer_id":52064520470867,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-Infant18M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ Infant 24M","offer_id":52064520503635,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-GRAY-Infant24M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex XS","offer_id":52064520536403,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexXS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex S","offer_id":52064520569171,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex M","offer_id":52064520601939,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex L","offer_id":52064520634707,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex XL","offer_id":52064520667475,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Unisex XXL","offer_id":52064520700243,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-UnisexXXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Youth S","offer_id":52064520733011,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-YouthS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Youth M","offer_id":52064520765779,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-YouthM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Youth L","offer_id":52064520798547,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-YouthL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Youth XL","offer_id":52064520831315,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-YouthXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Toddler T2","offer_id":52064520864083,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-ToddlerT2","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Toddler T3","offer_id":52064520896851,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-ToddlerT3","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Toddler T4","offer_id":52064520929619,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-ToddlerT4","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Toddler T5","offer_id":52064520962387,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-ToddlerT5","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Toddler T6","offer_id":52064520995155,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-ToddlerT6","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Infant 6M","offer_id":52064521027923,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-Infant6M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Infant 12M","offer_id":52064521060691,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-Infant12M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Infant 18M","offer_id":52064521093459,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-Infant18M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ Infant 24M","offer_id":52064521126227,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-BLUE-Infant24M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex XS","offer_id":52064521158995,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexXS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex S","offer_id":52064521191763,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex M","offer_id":52064521224531,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex L","offer_id":52064521257299,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex XL","offer_id":52064521290067,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Unisex XXL","offer_id":52064521322835,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-UnisexXXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Youth S","offer_id":52064521355603,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-YouthS","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Youth M","offer_id":52064521388371,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-YouthM","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Youth L","offer_id":52064521421139,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-YouthL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Youth XL","offer_id":52064521453907,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-YouthXL","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Toddler T2","offer_id":52064521486675,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-ToddlerT2","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Toddler T3","offer_id":52064521519443,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-ToddlerT3","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Toddler T4","offer_id":52064521552211,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-ToddlerT4","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Toddler T5","offer_id":52064521584979,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-ToddlerT5","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Toddler T6","offer_id":52064521617747,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-ToddlerT6","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Infant 6M","offer_id":52064521650515,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-Infant6M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Infant 12M","offer_id":52064521683283,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-Infant12M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Infant 18M","offer_id":52064521716051,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-Infant18M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ Infant 24M","offer_id":52064521748819,"sku":"TSHIRT-UNKNOWN-PINK-Infant24M","price":21.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/3034\/2739\/files\/il_fullxfull.4154449683_la8a.jpg?v=1759793367","url":"https:\/\/gooddszeei.com\/products\/giraffezilla-tee","provider":"Gooddszeei","version":"1.0","type":"link"}