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Gerbils are diurnal to crepuscular, active in bursts through the day rather than strictly nocturnal, which makes them more interactive than many rodents. The long tufted tail aids balance. This tee puts a bold human-in-a-gerbil-costume print on soft cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The gerbil costume print is applied at high resolution so the design comes through accurately and stays vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for gerbil owners, small rodent enthusiasts, and anyone who finds the gerbil's desert water-conservation physiology one of the more practical adaptations behind its reputation as a low-odour companion pet. It suits casual everyday wear, pet events, and any occasion where gerbil appreciation is worth expressing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. 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