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The fly identity, maintained beneath a human costume, is an efficient choice for operating in environments where having compound eyes, haltere-assisted flight, and proboscis-based feeding would raise questions, and this tee confirms the actual form clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut from 100% cotton with a ribbed knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash. Taped shoulders prevent the neckline from distorting over time, and dual side seams maintain the garment structure consistently. The fly print is applied at high resolution so the compound eye structure and wing detail come through accurately and stay vivid after machine washing and tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee works for fly enthusiasts, entomology fans, and anyone who finds the haltere flight stabilisation system one of the more underappreciated engineering solutions in invertebrate biology. It suits casual everyday wear, science events, and any situation where the fly identity is the right costume to confirm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. The shirt runs true to size. 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